Seeking male for no limit drop off the face of the earth servitude. Must be:
1) age 30 to 70
2) single, divorced or widowed
3) offspring over the age of 21
4) able to pass a complete physical including
a) drug test
b) std tests
c) aids test
5) able to travel legally in the United States
6) mentally competent to make such a life altering decision
7) no criminal record